so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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