So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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