I want to have your abortion
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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