party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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