I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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