Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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