Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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