Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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