she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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