If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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