She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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