: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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