ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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