we have officially lost it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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