I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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