well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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