come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we're making bets on your personal life
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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