Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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