she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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