She's JV to your varsity
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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