discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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