Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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