what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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