it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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