I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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