I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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