porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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