got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
NoShamevember. You game?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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