How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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