Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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