She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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