I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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