i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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