i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
did you just send me my own nude
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
wow bdsm is so cute
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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