dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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