Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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