is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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