He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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