you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
