she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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