I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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