My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dick very happy bro
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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