it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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