So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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