So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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