I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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