Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Congratulations! We have a period
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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