So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's when you crack a 10am beer
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We got so high we made milksteak
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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