there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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