you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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