I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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